Ice Cream

So, I eat ice pops and fudge bars in a certain way. I use my tongue as I lick the shit out of it. As I put my lips around said pop, I throw some tongue action in there. I feel as though you must to get the full flavor. It's almost like you are cheating yourself out of the icy goodness that is (insert favorite ice pop here) Be in a fudge bar, and Great White, one of the classics, a Bubble Gum Swirl. The Great White was always fun. It's shaped like a shark, with the nose pointed up. So, as I would lick it, it would continue to curve up, and thin out. Almost like a wiener. But, without the tongue, it would just be another shitty ice pop. The Bubble Gum Swirl, although tasty in its own right, did not have the formation of the Great White. I also eat regular ice cream like that, but, being ice cream, the evidence is not as clear as when I eat ice. If I was a giving woman, I'm sure men would be lining up around the block for my services, if you catch what I'm throwing. I'm going to try and post some pictures of these ice creams, and the effects my tongue has on the shape. Now I must clean up the Dr. Pepper I spilled all over the fucking floor. Night