New Jersey is Awesome

I'm wondering if girls actually like these types of fellas' that are on this gem of a show called the Jersey Shore. It's funny as fuck, I get that. The Situation, the fucking hair and gel, I get that. But these moron's are beating the shit out of the floor at the club to start the fist pump. Almost like he Ulimate Warrior used to do when he ran down to the ring, then get his strength from beating the shit out of the ropes. I'm just wondering, because I am dumbfounded by this shit. Don't get me wrong, I'm all down to go tanning in a tanning bed with just a thong on and shit. I have had my eyebrows waxed and my nails manicured a few times. But, those were for occasions I thought called for it. Obviously, no event calls for it. I'm just a bit retarded. I don't think I'm jealous, but Jesus Christ, what the fuck goes on in peoples dick filled heads. I don't know. I just hope someone from this show dies of AIDS in the next six to twelve months. That would be kind of cute. Thats mean, I meant complications from the AIDS virus.